My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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