absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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