I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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