I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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