plz talk dirty to me
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize
