Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
