I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Randomize
