hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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