I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
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he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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