on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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