What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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