i don't like sucking hair
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I stole a fireplace last night.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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