i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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