I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
This toilet bowl is my home.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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