i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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