why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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