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Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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