Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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