how can u be prego again
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
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