we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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