that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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