Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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