We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Randomize
