ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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