Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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