I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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