Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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