just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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