It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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