I wannas sexs uuuuu
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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