It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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