If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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