I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
you have to choose: penises or morals?
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
