No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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