Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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