We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
