Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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