I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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