It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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