So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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