hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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