i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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