so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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