Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
My balls are so social today.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
They have beer where we have blood.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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