planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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