At least make sure they are 18
Why
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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