i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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