i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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