Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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