I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
