Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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